tiauska:

I feel like one of the greatest conquests of the english language is the phrase ‘I’ma’ because it’s an abbreviation for ‘I am going to’ like we managed to subtract all the spaces and three-fourths of the letters and we still know what it means that’s powerful

perksofbeingafanboy:

I’d happily watch an 8 hour film adaptation of a book if it meant every little book detail was put in it

babyferaligator:

pradv:

babyferaligator:

finna get me some pussy tonight

some platypussy

this is it. this is the comment that will save the planet

babyferaligator:

pradv:

babyferaligator:

finna get me some pussy tonight

some platypussy

this is it. this is the comment that will save the planet

hotboyproblems:

i want every single high school musical song played at my wedding

jodyrobots:

aquaman you dumbfuck

jodyrobots:

aquaman you dumbfuck

skreeet:

willthewriter:

ICONIC

hate when that happens

skreeet:

willthewriter:

ICONIC

hate when that happens

alarmingpenguin:

ddarkahn:

Some of Cher’s greatest hits on Twitter.

fangoriaaa:

shslequius:

mango is a funny word

jESUS FUKCING CHRIS  T

fangoriaaa:

shslequius:

mango is a funny word

jESUS FUKCING CHRIS  T

mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

guy:

cannibalism

guy:

cannibalism

condorn:

Ok so when i went to this church retreat thing this guy was telling us a story about his friend who was sitting on a plane next to Eminem the rapper but she had no clue that it was him ok. So he like looked at her and was like ” you arent going to ask for an autograph or anything??” and she was like “what?” He was all like “im eminem!” and literally she had the most confused look her face bc she had no idea  who he was and her response was, “and I’m skittles?”

laughboard:

lil dude just hugged a chicken

svvords:

the bags under my eyes are as dark as the inside of Hollister