drakemoji:

father and son

semicastrated:

the difference between “ok” and “okay”

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matturday:

so i ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned

rhea-the-moose:

familiaralien:

remember-pants-terezi:

AnalThrasher69 is a good person

This is literally my favourite youtube comment string of all time.

always reblog the consenting anal thrasher

rhea-the-moose:

familiaralien:

remember-pants-terezi:

AnalThrasher69 is a good person

This is literally my favourite youtube comment string of all time.

always reblog the consenting anal thrasher

boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

thelovelysouls:

i should not be laughing this hard

fancypancakes:

you cant come back from that

fancypancakes:

you cant come back from that

stevviegriffin:

Your six pack is so hot, you left it in the car all day you should probably go put it in the fridge before you have soda all over your car.

jakemalik:

the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable 

kidouyuuto:

if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything

sleepingwiththesea:

don’t be a little shit to me on tinder